The great female poopooclot

So
A phenomenon exists
A self repeating
Self deceiving game
All the girls love to play
Its the greatest american cocksuck
These womens magazines
Guised as empowerment
You're learning
How to wear those eight inch heeeeeels
In the sexually sensitive workplace
How to cook that steak and
One hundred new ways to suck
Suck that paternal cock
You've been hiding
Under page fifty even's lesson
On how to apply makeup
And look two years younger
Than you adolescent pursuit
Of a really neato girls night out!

Good luck with that!

Maintain

I saw an ad on the train
Amidst all the burly hurly hustle bustle
It said
Maintain a great equilibrium
Gave me pause
To think
Of all the unbalanced
Anaccounted for and
Incomplete equations
Left dangling
In my formative years
Of learning the order
Of operations
Brackets first
Then worry about the rest
Yup
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