Begging you pardon miss
But somewhere
In all that hair I seemed
To have misplaced my nose
Deep inside the amber locks and
Earthen nappiness
I lost my shnoz...
Like
Honey
Twigs
Roses
Honeydew
Honeysuckle
Babys breath
Sensimilla
Sweat
You
And
Me
Just like honey
Ask me no questions
I tell you no lies
From betwixt your thighs
That was the motto
It was a military style
Of truth be tolding....
Don't ask don't tell
Just keep it moving...
All the petit oiseaus
All over my big lonely branch
A different tale for each
Pecking away as they pleased.
But ask me now sweet bird
I spin you a tale thick and sturdy
But really transparent
At the same time
All the more tensile
All the more viscous
Because its all the most true baby
So ask me now
Do you speak english he asked
Over hunched shoulders
Swarthy face and mangey hands
Yes I speak wall street english
I step out off the boat
With strong euro's in my left hand
Crusty baguette in my right
Fuck english, I speak wall street english
It came to him it did,
The way a country will decide for another
Your citizens are starving
I caught the razor edge of those eyes all right
You have an epidemic
and are in need of good christian pity
Only the lily white eyeballs of our mistrust
Can set you and they right...
I wondered who had made me him
That guy, that miserably happy go lucky guy
With the full hardcover manual
Of he she sucks and why
But nonetheless I was him
Here now forever
You are the judged
And I'm that condescending mutherfucker
I'm so sick
That I'm scared to call your doctor
Need some rhonda
Help help me rhonda
Do me first rhonda
Help me out sweety miss fonda
I do my jumping jacks
Like nothin's up
The shy young heterosexual
Taking the dance class seriously
At such an young age
Nothings up I'm just waiting for my credits
And waiting for my partner,
Her names rhonda la fonda
She's athletic
I'm apathetic
I'm seeing boobs and spandex
But I keep my eyes focused on ms fonda
So as not to sweat it...
