Rhonda

I'm so sick
That I'm scared to call your doctor
Need some rhonda
Help help me rhonda
Do me first rhonda
Help me out sweety miss fonda
I do my jumping jacks
Like nothin's up
The shy young heterosexual
Taking the dance class seriously
At such an young age
Nothings up I'm just waiting for my credits
And waiting for my partner,
Her names rhonda la fonda
She's athletic
I'm apathetic
I'm seeing boobs and spandex
But I keep my eyes focused on ms fonda
So as not to sweat it...